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God Uses Headphones?
Stephen Pastis is a cartoonist. His daily strip, “Pearls Before Swine” is published in papers everywhere as well…
California Christians Must Now Register Bibles As Assault Weapons
From the Babylon Bee: SACRAMENTO, CA—In a blow to believers across the west coast, a new assembly bill signed into law by Go…
Vertical Video Syndrome
Do you suffer from VVS? That’s “Vertical Video Syndrome” – it afflicts mobile phone users everywhere…
Scientists: Earth Enters Cooling Trend Caused By Shadow Of Bill Nye’s Ego
ARLINGTON, VA—Climate scientists at the Environmental Protection Agency announced Friday that the Earth appears have entered…
Ruh-Roh…
That right there’s funny, I don’t care who ya are… …
Trix’s new natural colors dubbed ‘disgusting’ by cereal-loving Twitter users
The puffy pieces of sweetened corn that constitute a box of Trix have evolved considerably since General Mills introduced th…
Saudi Billionaire Now Eating Anti-Trump Tweets
Major Saudi Arabian investor Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal Bin Abdulaziz Al Saud has had to eat major crow from his extremely ag…
